middle finger

ok i almost detach my middle finger a few weeks ago...now you might be thinking did he point it at someone? ok the answer is no...i cut it while cuttin apple..(going to use slang now, try to read)... ya see i was there cutting me apple with me sharpest knife in the house i reck'n, and there be this time where i was slicing my fin'er and i was a looking at me hamsters. i sliced the apple and got me hand instead...hell yeah..oh boy was it pain or some'ing. me finger had this deep cut and blood was flowin' out oh boy it was hell of a pain...